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RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists (www.avpress.com)

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[–] brem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

EVEN NURSE RATCHET!?!?

BUT SHE WAS SO PILL FORCING!!! TOLD THEM TO LIFT THEIR TONGUES AND EVERYTHING!!!!

lol Danny and the big guy should've left with Jack. At least Danny had a chance to run on that episode of Funny in Sillydelphia.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 23 hours ago

she did get promoted to be kai of bajor.