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Anon pets a dog (slrpnk.net)

submitted 19 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Another element that could be at play here:

He thought it was a dog.

Dogs, because we domesticated them, have muscles around their eyes, that allow them to make eye/eyebrow expressions.

Wolves do not have these. Because they're the ones we did not domesticate for millenia.

So, if he was expecting dog expressions... wolves literally cannot make the same facial expressions.

They essentially always look like they have RBF, in comparison to a dog.