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Show me a guy who just jacks off at home all day and I’ll show you a guy who’s not causing any trouble.
Depends on whose home it is
Diogenes has entered the chat
Diogenes refused to stay at home.
Home is where the hog is
Very dependent on what they’re jacking off to, unfortunately.
Your Carlin gets a Carlin:
Show me a tropical fruit, and I'll show you a cock sucker from Guatemala.
Yo.
Sounds like those guys could be friends.