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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 40 points 2 years ago (6 children)

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

[–] match@pawb.social 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don't be so surprised.

[–] anonymouse@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And it's almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos...

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I just realized I’ve never tried butter on an apple. Butter on fruit generally.

[–] Isakk86@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I just thought the same thing... They are delicious

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won't be fooled again.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You gotta do it without water