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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 105 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Don't worry, friends. As a mod of Ten Forward, Star Trek and Lemmy Shitpost, I would never expect a salary.

I do accept bribes.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What would it take for you to see five lights?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Two bars of gold pressed latinum... and not a shilling more!

Side note: I guess that's an item they can't replicate, otherwise everyone would have a lot of money all the time.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As long as it is latinum and not just that worthless gold.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

I assure you, it's a high-grade, premium latinum blend!*

*90% gold, 7% soybean oil, 3% latinum.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Armin is a shimmering man.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, those certainly are some attractive lobes. 😏

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, those lobes are for business.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you take your bribes in homemade baked goods?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] StrayingTimbuktu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But they're all Leola root :(

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Neelix likes leola root. It's everyone else who hates it.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How much for a permaban? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

For you or someone else?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

If I win the lottery 10/10 will pay you.