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Don't worry, friends. As a mod of Ten Forward, Star Trek and Lemmy Shitpost, I would never expect a salary.
I do accept bribes.
What would it take for you to see five lights?
Two bars of gold pressed latinum... and not a shilling more!
Side note: I guess that's an item they can't replicate, otherwise everyone would have a lot of money all the time.
As long as it is latinum and not just that worthless gold.
I assure you, it's a high-grade, premium latinum blend!*
*90% gold, 7% soybean oil, 3% latinum.
Armin is a shimmering man.
Well, those certainly are some attractive lobes. 😏
Sorry, those lobes are for business.
Everything has a price.
Do you take your bribes in homemade baked goods?
But they're all Leola root :(
Neelix likes leola root. It's everyone else who hates it.
How much for a permaban? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
For you or someone else?
If I win the lottery 10/10 will pay you.