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Eric Trump says he was laughed at while attempting to secure his dad's $454 million bond (www.salon.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

don't worry, a judge just ruled that Don is a special boy and doesn't have to follow the same laws as everyone else so he doesn't need to put up the whole bond.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're fucking kidding me.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/25/nyregion/trump-bond-reduced.html

He's God's Most Special Guy, so he gets yet another exception to the law. Courts have ruled that he has to put up less than half of what would be required of anyone else.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Fucking fuck. Heartbreakingly shitty country.

[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, they weren't laughing at him, they were laughing with him.

Edit: that's very much /s.

Absolute horseshit.