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Affinity is joining the Canva family (forum.affinity.serif.com)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by otter@lemmy.ca to c/technology@lemmy.world
 

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[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Hi All, I am thrilled to announce that Affinity is joining the Canva family.

It's just so cringy seeing this weird corpospeak saying "we've been acquired, another corporation paid money to own our assets".

[–] EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Also, of course you are thrilled, you’re getting a fat check lol.

[–] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 3 points 8 months ago

Literally these messages could be written by an AI, they’re so generic.

“We’re thrilled”: we’ve been paid to be happy and have golden handcuffs on. “Nothing will change”: We’re busy popping champagne bottles and ordering private jets and besides this isn’t our concern any more. The new owner will eventually make some changes I’d imagine. “We’re committed to”: we are making no promises and until we announce changes we will fully back the current policies.