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‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount (www.firstalert4.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Naminreb@kbin.social 40 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That young dude has 10 kids…he’s probably oblivious to violence by now.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

pulls gun on man with 10 kids

Man with 10 kids opens mouth, grabs gun barrel with two hands, inserts barrel in mouth "Do it, let's go, bitch. My shift ends in 30 minutes I ain't got all day."

[–] FUBAR@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can’t say all that with the barrel in his mouth

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

He's had practice.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hoo it, weths go, bith. Hy fifth enths in furfy fmimiths I aif goth all thay

[–] Aecosthedark@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Lethal weapon vibes.