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"Man, what do I look like? A charity case? I don't need your hand-outs! I'm an adult!"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ&t=33s
Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party, whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
Phew, at least the rest of the cake is here
This is exactly what I thought of, except the free hot dog verse.