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‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount (www.firstalert4.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] wischi@programming.dev 46 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

"Man, what do I look like? A charity case? I don't need your hand-outs! I'm an adult!"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ&t=33s

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party, whatchu want me to do with this, eat it?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Phew, at least the rest of the cake is here

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