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[–] Onii-Chan@kbin.social 40 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It'll be such a surprise when it turns out all 10 have been suicidal for years and/or extremely susceptible to infection.

[–] dojan@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

One decided to spontaneously hike and fell off a cliff. One was in an unfortunate drunk driving accident. One got hit by an Airbus engine. etc. etc.

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, you would have to be a little bit suicidal to blow the whistle on Boeing now, after seeing what happened to the last two guys...

[–] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

Life insurance premiums are about to skyrocket for Boeing whistleblowers.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Imagine them going crazy and stuffing themselves in a suite case.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They were all invited to do their depositions in some flyover state. The only way there is using flights on Boeing planes.

/joke

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee -1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Labeling your joke as a joke is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time. That's even dumber than /s

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I fail to see the sarcasm in your comment, as your /s indicates.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 0 points 10 months ago

I knew it's either your comment or a bunch saying how I'm peddling bullshit. I chose to be ridiculed on style instead of substance.