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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon shares their highschool mascot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)

the fucking turks

If that's the face he makes while he's fucking then I think he's doing it wrong

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's the face he makes when doing yo momma!

[–] ModernEraCaveman@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

nice, real’ classy

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

Maybe he's the one getting fucked...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Cuz, for some reason, he folds it in half before inserting it