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Anon makes money (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have questions

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Answer - yes you DO need to clean under your foreskin

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

but then all the flavor is gone

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

just suck it yourself before cleaning duh

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 year ago

Or jar it up

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

YouTube video on how to do?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Step 1: Remove lower ribs

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Suck

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I think Marilyn Manson did something like this. Maybe go ask him.

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Best i can do is a wikihow screenshot