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Anon needs help proving something (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This must be a Chad post... All true cultured gentlemen have a proprietary blend of dried Mountain Dew and Cheeto dust coating all parts of their PCs that no gnome could ever replicate! To make everything extra secure one should also leave some personal deposits on all components for true biometric verification!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The gnomes are gifted semen forgers.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Gifted Semen Forgers" should be the name of a death metal band

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Cum metal band.