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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Easy, check your cpu's cache. Also the unused portions of your disk and memory.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

they do a full reimage of your disk, what do you think they are, amateurs?

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that physically possible? Even if they can replace physical parts at absurd speeds, they may not be able to do full data transfer. Also, still the cache

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And how long OP takes to pee.