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Anon is a real 4channer and definitely not a fed (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Do army recruiters fall under "fed"?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't they work for the federal government?

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I think "fed" is typically used to refer to the 3 letter alphabet agencies, but as you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), I'll accept it

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

3 letter alphabet agencies

DoD

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Department of "Defense"

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

US Army sometimes abbreviated USA.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works -5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Who are the big 3 in your opinion? Cause for me its 4 ATF, FBI, CIA, and IRS. If youre curious why the CIA is in there its because Rednecks in my region associate them with Mormons and damn do we hate the polygamy cultists. Still better than the hypocritical pacifist cultists though.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I think they specifically meant that there are 3 letters in the names of each agency, not 3 agencies. That's how it's usually used.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Where NSA?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Forgotten and lumped in with the FBI cause Redneck reasons.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If you're curious why the CIA is there it's because it's one of the federal agencies people talk about when mentioning the feds and you must be smoking some strong shit so I would be worried about the DEA if I were you.