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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon turns on the charm (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I'd love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Plus, it's fun to say.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but how big are it's ankyls?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago

Size isn't everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.