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Anon plays an SMS lottery (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 113 points 10 months ago (2 children)

She's just a body pillow Anon... I know you like to call her your "waifu", but she can't actually make you do anything you don't want to do. I say put her back in her slip cover and stick her in the closet, with $18k you can afford a harem of Real Dolls who won't talk back to you 😉

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not even a body pillow, Anon is a master tulpamancer and made a tulpa of some MLP character.

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

tulpa
tulpamancer

When I looked these up, I was really expecting the first link to be Urban Dictionary. Learning that it was derived from Buddhist traditions was a surprise.