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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thepiguy@lemmy.ml 46 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (20 children)

I am pretty sure I am not allowed to pull out and place even an airsoft gun on the table where I live. The rules clearly state that it must be kept locked in a safe. That would be an easy way to get someone's license revoked if you record it...

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 22 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I don't think this is legal basically anywhere. In the US, this would be brandishing or threatening with a deadly weapon.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

Yeah maybe. Doesn't seem to stop redneck fathers of teenage girls in conservative states. They consider it a rite of passage for fatherhood.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

I had a high school girlfriend whose dad pulled that bullshit. I realized quickly that I didn't like her enough to deal with that level of crazy.

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