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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah maybe. Doesn't seem to stop redneck fathers of teenage girls in conservative states. They consider it a rite of passage for fatherhood.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My FIL did a gun cleaning night when I was first taking his daughter out on dates. Had 3 guns disassembled on the kitchen table and let me know they'd be reassembled by the time I brought her home. He's a really nice guy, but yes, that shit is "normal" in the US

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 28 points 4 months ago

It isn't normal, the weirdos just think everyone else acts like them.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 6 points 4 months ago

Back in my college days I was picking a GF up from her dads house and walked up to him sitting on the porch with a rifle in his lap. He was cool with me but it was still awkward. I was just like "......... shooting stuff?". "God damn squirrels won't stay out of my garden".

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I had a high school girlfriend whose dad pulled that bullshit. I realized quickly that I didn't like her enough to deal with that level of crazy.