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Man Uses Funnel to Pour Margarita Down Woman's Butt, Restaurant Outraged (www.tmz.com)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 170 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?