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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 124 points 4 months ago (5 children)

She has a PhD in this field, dude. Just admit you looked some stuff up, and she would appreciate that.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago (4 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] postgeographix@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Ballosophers degree.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 4 months ago
[–] shasta@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

That was Michael Jordan's degree, right?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago

Doctorate is stored in the balls

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We prefer to be called testicles, thank you very much.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just be happy I’m not calling you Rocky Mountain oysters.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

How did you know?

Also, it's actually capital Oysters, thank you.

[–] mattd@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

She went to Ball State

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If denizens of that website we capable of genuine humility, we'd be in another timeline entirely

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's another timeline, where it's like you wrote. Genuine humility all around.

We just don't happen to be in that timeline.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Doctors hate the Google patient crowd.

[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I really don't like this attitude. It's just smugness about medical knowledge, because it's often paired with a hate for people that come in for things that are easily googlable... Directing people HOW and WHEN to do research would be so much more productive for a working doctor-patient relationship.

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 months ago

It's about the patients who think they know more than the person who went to school for like an extra 8 years and did hundreds of residency hours, because the patient googled some shit for 45 minutes.