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Anon hates fast food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That's what I've always lived by. But goddamn this dude at getgo is so hot. Haven't said anything yet cause he working but ugh

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I can only speak for myself, but as a guy I would 100% love getting hit on by someone while I was at work.

But then again I literally never get hit on by anyone because basically I'm a balding peewee herman not much taller than Danny Devito so that might have something to do with it lol

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

I would 100% love getting hit on by someone while I was at work. (...) I literally never get hit on by anyone

Same here. I won't comment on my absolutely amazing and fantastic body features, however

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

You could simply ask for a receipt. Quickly jot your number with a little heart. "Would love to get to know you!" And leave it at that. If he calls he calls otherwise he just throws the receipt in the trash and forgets about it.

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Pittsburgh mentioned

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

oh shit is getgo only in Pittsburgh?

[–] notthebees@reddthat.com 2 points 3 months ago

I've really only seen them South West of Pittsburgh despite giant eagles being more common.