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[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And experienced professional ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, am professional and am procrastinating. I know I can bang my work out in like 2-4 hours, so why should I spend all week doing it?

[โ€“] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The trick is to spend the other hours of the workweek looking busy like the task is taking the full amount of time.