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Oh god. That means all the spaghetti code that I ever wrote is still out there.
Yup. Along with the code from huge organizations. I always thought it was funny that people put their code online, blindly trusting some random company that got gobbled up by Microsoft.
Along with every private key that was accidentally committed.
Ha ha, way way back in the day when I didn’t understand how keys worked, I sent a private key to another developer when they asked for my public. They were kind enough to educate me.
As a lifelong troll, I would've just generated a new pub key and made a bunch of commits as you. Then two days later, I would tell you what's up once you had time to process the confusion.
Your point is valid, but many (most?) enterprises don't use a forking worlflow, so I suspect open source projects will be hit harder, sadly
Not only just out there. I am regenerating your spaghetti code into a new context with copilot 🧑✈️ Your (ai-regenerated) code will be driving our military nuclear launch code base! Congratulations!
What's so difficult about writing code that checks if you have 8 zeroes?
https://gizmodo.com/for-20-years-the-nuclear-launch-code-at-us-minuteman-si-1473483587
Oh I'm just the cleaning guy, so I don't really know how to code it myself. We laid off all the developers three weeks ago.
My people!