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Anons Super Power (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Would super strength mean my back won't hurt anymore?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

No. Your back still hurts but you're just really strong now. You can lift a whole car while you're lying flat on the ground though!

[–] conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My back pain is usually my hamstrings tensing and wrenching the fuck out of everything higher. More power might make that worse.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 months ago

My SI joints and TFL - part of quad that attaches to my hip) are brutal.

Too much shitty walking in heavy boots. I find activity actually helps, now that I'm mostly recovered after a pile of massage and physio. If I stay still (sit at my desk for a week).though I start to seize up