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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is a cop (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So, just to make sure I understand. You acknowledge there's a difference between a hotplate and a griddle. You read the post where they said the driver was using a hotplate explicitly, not a griddle. Yet because you use a griddle to make pancakes, you assume OP really meant to put griddle, not hotplate? Even though you fully understand and acknowledge the distinction between those two items?

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I was drunk and falling asleep. Would you like to write a few more paragraphs criticizing a person you don't know online or are you done?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago

I'm trying, but I have writers block.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wasn't trying to criticize, apologies for that. I was just genuinely confused and looking to get clarification. I hope you slept well and woke up hangoverless.

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I did, ty! Sorry for the grumpy response.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

You're both just so cute.

I love it.

Wholesome lemmings should be a community.