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Donald Trump suggests Kamala Harris suddenly 'became a Black person' (www.abc.net.au)

submitted 3 months ago by MHLoppy@fedia.io to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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(the detail is that he's talking about how she self-identifies rather than her appearance itself, but that would ruin a perfectly good nottheonion moment)

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[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I suggest he shits his pants on stage

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Again? Aren't you tired of that by now?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know that stupid flat grin he makes. It’s the same same infants make when they fill their diapers with the inevitable consequence of being fed.

He totally shits himself live and on camera and it's a miracle the hot mics haven’t caught it yet

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Incredible comparison - hahahaha.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You spelled request wrong

[–] proper@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

that’s the thing, you don’t even have to ask him

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Donald Trump suddenly becomes brown

[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hasn't he been a shit for quite a while? And orange, rather than brown?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

God damnit, you leave Cleveland out of this....

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

May he live long enough to become the thing he hates

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

An educated person?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Anyone else?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Oh 💩

[–] kia@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Given his history of hard drug use, he probably did...

[–] Badeendje@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Does verbal diarrhea count?