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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You miss 100% of the shots you DO take if your shots are all thrown as hard as possible in the opposite direction of the basket...

Nah, it might bounce off something and back into the basket. :) Extremely unlikely, but there's a chance!