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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 53 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Unless they have discovered a way to beam a chicken sandwich over the airwaves, through my TV and into my mouth this seems like the most pointless thing ever.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nothing says "family fun" quite so well as content provided by homophobic chicken sandwich dealers.

[–] gnate@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

At least they have the decency to keep their shit behind closed doors.

[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Can't I'm pretty certain Wonka still has the patent.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago

This is what Edward Enigma was doing, but general brainwashing instead.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If they beamed the sandwich, you'd still get the diarrhea. So just discard this and check out the competition instead, maybe.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

If it goes by wonka physics where it needs to be shrunk down from like 10x size, you’d get such intense diarrhea you’d probably never walk again after shitting out your spine.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah just go get ecoli at canes instead

Or maybe hit Popeyes if you feel like getting shot 😂