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[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The sweat stain on the couch got me

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today -1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's sweat. This is not a euphemism.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

After going back and zooming in, I can confirm that there is a sweaty ass print on the middle cushion.

She must have been nervous...