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anon finds a plothole (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Second place is the first loser, as they say

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Second place gets bottom shelf dick," as my grandmother was fond of saying.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn't need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're not first, you're last

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

What if you're the only one around?