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Student charged with felony after pointing finger gun (youtu.be)

submitted 2 months ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] yggstyle@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Well you see your honor: the hand is connected to the arm.... And we have the right to bear arms so...

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 10 points 2 months ago

Ah, the RFK Jr defense. Nice.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Then ask your bear to make a finger gun

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

I prefer to have the right to Bear Arms, tbh.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The arms are a right, the hands at the end of them are a privilege...