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Anon signs up for a dating site (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"Accidentally"

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He thought it was weight.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you're American this is relatively light, if you're a Brit this is somewhere between morbidly obese and car

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm neither but OP uses cm and £ so it's safe to say he's the later.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

150£

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Yeah, what's up with "stone" as a unit of weight? And people call American units backwards...

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Meant to put 450. They're the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height