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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 140 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I like to think based on how this story is worded she always had implants but never knew to turn them up

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

what if we all have implants but never knew how to turn them down?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 48 points 2 months ago (1 children)

a screwdriver does the trick, its a one time adjustment though

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Just make sure to get a thin one and wiggle it a bit, the screw is tiny and waaaay down there. ^please^ ^don't^ ^do^ ^this^

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