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Anon wants more pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy fuck I wish could have this problem

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's never too late to start externalizing shame to protect what's left of your ego.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just want to be able to eat food

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's a rough situation, I have a friend like that. Do they have you on TPN?

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thankfully, no. I actually can eat, it's just very not fun and there's like a 50/50 chance of throwing up. The doctors just keep telling me to change my diet like that'll solve everything (it won't, I tried).

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Finding a doc that is actually interested in listening and thinking about you shouldn't be as hard as it is. The industry has their carrots and sticks all wrong imo, they're rewarded on quantity. At this point the best option is to be lucky, second best is to become an expert in your condition and do their thinking for them.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Currently working on the second option. I bet if money was taken out of the equation the industry would change pretty quick, but then the billionaires wouldn't get their precious yearly raise.