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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[–] mrbaby@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.