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[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've recently learned that bears absolutely love cocaine. I'm sure that's relevant here somehow.

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Thats why polar bears have white coats

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

[–] Wooki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pretty sure they are just rolling around in cocaine all day, hence why they are the most feared of the bears. Constantly off their head

They're actually clear coats with hollow fur, which means they always have a way to consume said cocaine. They've basically evolved to be addicts.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I saw that documentary! That is boundary pushing science