this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 270 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That, or try breaking his arms.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.