this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2024
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
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Maybe anon has more luck flirting outside of his household?
That, or try breaking his arms.
Yup, more than one way to skin a cat. (BTW, I heard this term as a construction term, as in operating a Caterpillar machine).
Furiously peels the vinyl off the tractor seat.
slowly peels vinyl off the tractor seat Yup. More than one way.
I don’t think anon’s mom loves him that much. Anon is anon, after all.