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Anon has a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

they would have nowhere to retreat if their food supply ran out.

Um. Hello? There are scientists there.

Which means scientific papers, then tourists, then garbage and a symbiotic relationship, then the eventual domestication of polar bears.
Not, you know, the international scientific community treating scientists like cats.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Return Eenie or we feed another physicist to the bears. We know you fuckers took him."

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Always wondered what it would have been like had we domesticated these things

These limbs were adapted for efficient long-distance pacing, rather than the explosive acceleration and high speed pursuits

Terrifying

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Idk, I think polar bears would domesticate the scientists before scientists domesticated the polar bears.