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[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Agent 1: We just nabbed a gang of child abusers!

Agent 2: We found out your MAGA uncle is a really bad "investor".

I feel like Agent 1 is far more worthwhile.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're both worthwhile. Agent 2 is more like "We found out your uncle was pumping a security by making fraudulent claims in order to dump it later and screw them all over."

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Do you think the FBI only has one investigation open at a time?