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Anon has a back injury (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] basmati@lemmus.org 112 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You shouldn't get your dog to suck your dick, no matter how flexible the dog is.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they can't make a vacuum due to their mouth shape, so it's just going to be sloppy with a large risk of puncture. Totally not worth it.