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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon's gf is native american (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men's asses

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

can't argue with that

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago

Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"qt3.14" seems pretty authentic though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I'm sure there's some henti in there somewhere.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

that's just the native language of 4chan

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Seems like a fairly old version though.