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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 130 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

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