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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 131 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Fap with one eye ooooopen

Gripping your tube sock tiiight

Exit porn...

Enter mom....

Move your hand

And hope your boner doesn't stand

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Enter mom????πŸ˜‘

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 70 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Maybe he broke his arms.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe he broke his arms.

Broken arms meme, we meet again!

Motherfucker!

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That's one way to describe the guy, indeed.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 11 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea where that came from but alright... Here's your well deserved upvote.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don't know why they did it but I'm not complaining.

[–] Hackerman_uwu@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The rework is titled: β€˜Enter sockman’.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

[–] billygoat@catata.fish 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My first thought was Last Resort.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Cut my sight into pieces

I can see you past the door...

Masturbation,

No squeezin,

Don't give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

All I think of is this now

1000008748

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

Butthead's a Lefty?