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[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 139 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

I had a friend who tried the same thing, bars and such. He didn't try anybody in his friend group and he was more ir less isolated at work, so there was no real pool of people to look into. I suggested getting a cheap seat at the ballpark and he balked saying he didn't like sports. I told him even if he walked the concourse, there were still folks he could interact with. He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

[–] M1nds3nd@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That last line hits like a truck.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Or like cocaine

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

she probably looked like one.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 weeks ago

He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

I suggested getting a cheap seat at the ballpark

He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

Oof

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 14 points 3 weeks ago

Woah that story took a turn I Did not expect

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Ez secks and drugs. That's better than a relationship.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Is he still with the girl tho?

[–] psion1369@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, once he kicked his heroin habit, he kicked her to the curb.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Back to inceldom then. He should have remained a friend.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago