this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

only way I can make friends is when I'm adopted by an extrovert

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And when I inevitably push my extrovert away I lose all the other friends too

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

ditto, and ditto

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it's a numbers game

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago

Friends with skate heaven benefits.

[–] Fern@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Skate Heaven was the only level I played after 100%ing the game.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Headphones in blaring ska music

I'm already there, mate

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

At least in heaven, I can skate

[–] i_love_FFT@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, gotta try it now...