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Elections (sffa.community)
submitted 5 months ago by dan@sffa.community to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 169 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

[–] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 61 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ah yes, pulpulism.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Goddammit that’s good.

[–] emberpunk@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you kind friar

[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

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[–] variants@possumpat.io 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

[–] Zink@programming.dev 24 points 5 months ago

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

[–] set_secret@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He'd be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers....

[–] Gsus4@programming.dev 54 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.

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[–] Defenestrator@aussie.zone 31 points 5 months ago

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

[–] Zink@programming.dev 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog's skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying "they're wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!".

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!!11

[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago

"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."

wait is this just eugenics?

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hey ai watup

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

"All of them. Ideally.

... Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn't I?"

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[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 4 points 5 months ago

I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

[–] molten_iron@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Don't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

since when did foxes kill sheep

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

They generally don't, but all things are possible in memeland!

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[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Here's how trust works:

~~Once elected, I will be vegetarian~~.

I am vegetarian.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

You'd have ti ask the AI

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

wake up sheeple!!!!

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