this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

that is what you deserve for drinking chocolate milk with Balsamic vinegar and onion

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] IsoSpandy@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Man I got to know Tarare from Sam o nella. Man I miss old YouTube

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

He's still semi active! Uploaded a couple videos recently

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 3 points 3 months ago

🎻🎶🎶🎶 - Hey, kids.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 months ago

I learned about it from a Tumblr screenshot on Reddit, lmao

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

For anyone who wants to become a living violation of the Geneva Conventions: boiled, spicy fish.

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Had this from a Szechuan restaurant before.

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why is the picture the villain from No Country For Old Men

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Friendo, what's the most you've ever lost in a snack run?

JUST CALL IT.

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Dude is diarrhoea-maxxing.

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Love me some pickles