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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i'm sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I"m going to need you to elaborate on whack

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

idk man, the shape of my skull is just not aesthetically pleasing imo

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

right OK. the way you said this reminds me of my favorite poster on bluesky. Id say you might like this guy https://bsky.app/profile/cashlin.bsky.social

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Bowl shaped probably

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

[–] MrDrProfJimmy@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 months ago

If that's not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Correct.

[–] Sausagecat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

That is funny. Ah ah ah.

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Looks like a boob to me...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm glad someone referenced the movie

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago
[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like a person's chin from below.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I saw it as shot at chest level black shirt with a hole cut out and phone blocking nipple. It wasn't until i read comments i saw it was a guy from france